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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

unclefather:

vacuum cleaner noise

unclefather:

vacuum cleaner noise

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britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

britney2007spears:

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katy-san… will you love me forever?

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no! *starts laughin with rihanna*

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*gaga starts running*

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katy starts running after her!

but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car

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*police gets here*

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*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here 

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*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok

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*britney spears police voice* no 

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

it's not just mra people that are unfollowing you, it's people who don't want to follow someone who needlessly is sexist. And don't even try to argue that 'HURR dur men can't experience sexism!!!' Good day.
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brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

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